Let’s Send Elon Musk to Mars #letssendelontomars

Hi. Just a quick note on the billionaire turned everyone’s favorite genius; the lovable but prickly, Elon Musk. They say if you put enough monkey’s in front of a type writer they will eventually produce a great piece of work; but I don’t feel like wading through the sh*t before that happens.

Which brings us to… Elon   A man so very full of himself he can no longer keep his hooves on the ground: Look up! You’ll see Elon flying in ridiculous clusters of satellites over your homes (the only thing missing is the blinking neon sign; ‘Eat at Elon’s’)… but not over your home, right Mr. Musk? Or is there a new prefix for ‘visionary‘? Vsy. Musk?

Elon;  your name won’t outlive the ridiculous clusters of satellites fouling our skies. So I say; with all of your monkey’s, go back to the drawing board and come up with something that can reach Mars… your capsule; with a bouquet of ornate flowers, a mirror, and yourself. Always yourself. Forever!

#letssendelontomars